I like my beer like I like my women - with a head

In my years of watching the Food Network, I have learned a thing or two about pairings. More like a thing than two actually.. I've learned that pairing is a concept that exists. I tend to prefer beer over wine, so I was excited when I stumbled upon this website. Here, you can learn which types of beer go best with different types of cuisine. Never again will you funnel a Natty Light after inhaling a 5 dollar foot long, because now you know that an IPA would be a much better choice.

Danny Bonaduce Finally Immortalized as a Doll

Asian culture is like the gift that keeps on giving.

Introducing a toy doll called: "You Can Shave the Baby." This exquisite creature is a product of Japan, but is clearly modeled after a typical Ginger-American. Most likely you haven't seen a ginger in the nude, because you'd already be dead... but this is an accurate depiction of what a naked ginger baby looks like. Full head of hair, full set of hairy suspenders, hair bikini bottom and hairy ankles. This baby ginge comes with a toy razor (......) so YOU CAN SHAVE THE BABY!

and then?......

Tim and Eric, Awesome GreatJob

I love Ben Folds.
I love Regina Spektor.
I love Tim and Eric (of Tom Goes to the Mayor fame).

So when I discovered that Ben Folds had a song, featuring Regina Spektor, and the music video of that song was directed by (and featured) Tim and Eric, I DIED.

Embedding is disabled, but check it out

HERE

Oman, Syriasly?

Here is a gem I came across on The Fail Blog. It's from Fox news, of course.

The Egypt location fail itself is blog worthy, but what I really appreciate are the PUNny comments that were made on this posting.

3D Mosaic Pools

These optical illusions are created using a mosaic teqhnique. The tiles used for the shadow create a 3D effect and it's prettyyyy awesome.

Etsooosweet

Etsy is a great website where you can buy and sell all things handmade. Personally, I enjoy the knits, jewelry and soaps, but there's something for everyone! Below are a few interesting items found on Etsy.com

Doll Arm Earrings



Xbox 360 Controller Replica Soap



Crocheted Boob Pillow



Beef Jerky Underpants



Knitted Dissected Frog

Ashy Larry

Cremation solutions, purveyors of all things creeeepy, recently introduced personal urns. Now you can create a custom urn in the image of your loved one or favorite celebrity (their words, not mine). Or you can decapitate your loved one or favorite celebrity and put it on your mantle. Same thang.

YKK

This is a zipper pond outside a museum in Taiwan

Trashy

British artists Tim Noble and Sue Webster use piles of garbage with light projected against them to create shadow art.

Dangerously Cheesy

This is Cheetos flavored lip balm. Now you can smell and taste like cheetos allll the time without staining your insides neon orange!

iAss

This chair, invented by Tomomi Sayuda, automatically scans your tushy when you sit on it.

It's called the iBum and it's the single most important invention of our time.

Literal Bedroom

This is an art installation created by Israeli artist Nelly Agassi.
A room full of bed! So sweet.

Edible toad!

This is a little mario mushroom made from a radish.

Cute! But radish - Gross.

Handerpants!

Handerpants are underpants.. for your hands.

What a NOVEL idea!

You'll need to click on this picture for the full effect. It's from a forum, and it's got to be one of the BEST ideas I've ever heard. How has no one thought of this yet?!

Zand!

Sand Sculptures

Mmmmmm

This is a keyboard that looks like s'mores. YUM.

Fix yourself girl!

The Cuchini is a product that was created by two women to correct camel toe. For real. Check out the website. Apparently more products are on the way, so it's only a matter of time before the world is finally rid of moose knuckles as well. 

Itsaaa Meeeee, Mario

WoOOoOoOoo!!! You can still play Super Mario Bros. online HERE!

Way better than Rosetta Stone!

This is from a Japanese video that teaches you important English phrases. Make sure you do the dance as well, or we might not understand what you mean!

Wait Impatiently for Woman!

This is just wonderful. "My In-side cleaner" is perfect for those who identify as "a woman of the etiquette." Also perfect "after work-out" or "when stinks." Don't delay, buy today!!

Von Awkwards

This is a website that features awkward family photos. Here are a few of my favorites...

Look closaaaa

If you're sitting at your computer, you see Albert Einstein. 

Get up, walk a few steps back and look again.

You got a elephant? I got space!

ALWAYS Coca-Cola!!!

Coca-Cola is the greatest beverage ever!

Pepsi is LAME

RIP Queen Bea

Bea Arthur passed away this weekend. =(

Bohemian Rhapsody performed by printers

Happy Spidey

This spider was found in Hawaii. Scientists believe it is harmless to humans and has developed these patterns to confuse predators. 

Haaackey

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

What kind of animal is this?!?!

half lemur, half cartoon?

Watch Weird Animal Gets Tickled on CollegeHumor

Quiet please dedicated to..CROPSEY!!!

If you went to sleep away camp, you've probably heard some version of the tale of Cropsey. Cropsey is a scary monster/man who lives in an abandon shack across the lake and feeds on little jap girls. 

Apparently, Cropsey is actually a psycho who murdered children in the 80's on Staten Island! The story of Cropsey will be told at the Tribeca Film Festival this weekend.

Click here to see the trailer

A map by Madonna

Steve Martin's business card

A Tribute to Queen B

Beyonce announced that she'd be playing a free gig in London, and the ladies of London were so excited that they...

AMAZING

Happy Birthday Mom!!!!

To Babs

Love,

George, John, Paul, Ringo and Sarah

It IS easy being green

Happy Earth Day!!!!

(and Birthday Mom!!!!!!!!!)

In honor of Earth day, here are some tips on how to "green your routine"...

To save water, turn off the faucet while you brush your teeth. Give up plastic water bottles for a more eco-friendly alternative, like this. Purchase reusable bags from your supermarket and bring them with you every time you go food shopping. Leave the lights off in your home as often as possible. Shop at your local farmers market. Buy organic clothing and make-up (they require significantly less harmful chemicals to produce). Find creative ways to reuse things that you'd typically throw away. 

Finally... Treat everyday like it's Earth day!!! 

"They should always make it Jewish!" -M

Last nights Gossip Girl was very jewy! Check out the Gawker recap.

Shalom, Gossip Girl!