ALWAYS Coca-Cola!!!

Coca-Cola is the greatest beverage ever!

Pepsi is LAME

RIP Queen Bea

Bea Arthur passed away this weekend. =(

Bohemian Rhapsody performed by printers

Happy Spidey

This spider was found in Hawaii. Scientists believe it is harmless to humans and has developed these patterns to confuse predators. 

Haaackey

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

What kind of animal is this?!?!

half lemur, half cartoon?

Watch Weird Animal Gets Tickled on CollegeHumor

Quiet please dedicated to..CROPSEY!!!

If you went to sleep away camp, you've probably heard some version of the tale of Cropsey. Cropsey is a scary monster/man who lives in an abandon shack across the lake and feeds on little jap girls. 

Apparently, Cropsey is actually a psycho who murdered children in the 80's on Staten Island! The story of Cropsey will be told at the Tribeca Film Festival this weekend.

Click here to see the trailer

A map by Madonna

Steve Martin's business card

A Tribute to Queen B

Beyonce announced that she'd be playing a free gig in London, and the ladies of London were so excited that they...

AMAZING

Happy Birthday Mom!!!!

To Babs

Love,

George, John, Paul, Ringo and Sarah

It IS easy being green

Happy Earth Day!!!!

(and Birthday Mom!!!!!!!!!)

In honor of Earth day, here are some tips on how to "green your routine"...

To save water, turn off the faucet while you brush your teeth. Give up plastic water bottles for a more eco-friendly alternative, like this. Purchase reusable bags from your supermarket and bring them with you every time you go food shopping. Leave the lights off in your home as often as possible. Shop at your local farmers market. Buy organic clothing and make-up (they require significantly less harmful chemicals to produce). Find creative ways to reuse things that you'd typically throw away. 

Finally... Treat everyday like it's Earth day!!! 

"They should always make it Jewish!" -M

Last nights Gossip Girl was very jewy! Check out the Gawker recap.

Shalom, Gossip Girl!

Yom Hashoah

Today is Yom Hashoah, the Jewish Holocaust Memorial Day

Lollaaa 2009

The Lollapalooza lineup was announced!!

Headliners include: Depeche Mode, Tool, The Killers, Jane's Addiction, Beastie Boys and Kings of Leon

Other highlights... Thievery Corporation, TV on the Radio, Snoop Dogg, The Decemberists, STS9, of Montreal, Arctic Monkeys, Ben Folds, Bon Iver, Lykke Li, Peter Bjorn and John, Passion Pit, and Syracuse's own Ra Ra Riot!

Tu little TuNa!!

If you love yourself a tuna roll, read this! The World Wildlife Fund has issued a report saying that unless current fishing practices are changed, tunas will be wiped out by 2012. 

New toon on Fox

This is the pilot for "Sit Down, Shut up," a new animated series from Arrested Development writer Michael Hurwitz. Characters are voiced by stars such as Cheri Oteri, Henry Winkler, Jason Bateman, Keenan Thompson, Kristen Chenoweth and Will Arnett. Check it ouuuut.

Sweet deals

Today is Free Cone Day at Ben and Jerrys!!!

It's also 50 cent ice coffee day at Dunkin Donuts!

Oh noooo Oh noooooo

This is the new Passion Pit video for "The Reeling"

Passion Pit rocks, check out their myspace

My boss's husband directed the vid, and my back makes an appearance at the very end.

Sham Wowwwza

This is pretty old news, but for those of you who don't know.. the Sham Wow guy got arrested for beating the crap out of a prostitute. Here's Sham Wow guy promoting another product and advising all of us out there to "stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life."

TGIF

Lissy and I made this for Rainbow Cake Friday

Happy Friday!!!!

Who says hip-hop is dead??

One guy who can yell + One guy who can cough/bark + One chick wearing bunny ears and dancing with a sparkler = The future of music

Untitled from lookatthisfuckinghipster on Vimeo.

Best Passover Dish!

You all voted and the results are in!! Brisket is the best dish of Passover!! Check out the new poll and vote for who you think is the most ridiculous NY housewife!!

Queen of the herd

Michael Grzes, a counselor from the western city of Poznan in Poland, is very upset over a very fabulous elephant named Ninio. "We didn't pay 37 million zlotys ($11 million U.S.) for the largest elephant house in Europe to have a gay elephant live there," Grzes complained. Apparently Grzes considers Ninio to be dead weight since he probably won't procreate. People have been flocking to the zoo to catch a glimpse of Ninio (pictured above) and noted that he was affectionate to males, but repeatedly whacked the females with his trunk. Ha! Maybe he's just the Chris Brown of the herd.

I thought it was Lost too...

That Jerk Never Returns My Calls

Girl #1: This whole Ben situation is really starting to piss me off.
Girl #2: I know! I just don't know what his deal is.
Girl #1: He called me like twelve times yesterday.
Girl #2 (stopping in the middle of Penn Station): He called you? (pauses for a moment) Oh, you mean Ben your boyfriend, don't you?
Girl #1: As opposed to?
Girl #2: Ben from Lost.
Girl #1: Don't talk to me for an hour, please.

--Penn Station

Overheard by: thought it was lost too

Titanic II Coming Soon!!!

No, not the movie. The ship!! For the 100th anniversary of the liner's trip, another cruise ship will set sail on the route that the original Titanic intended to follow (before sinking to the bottom of the Atlantic). Tix are $3,000 to get on the Titty 2! The trip is planned for 2012 and will come fully equipped with 5 life boats, a dance party in the engine room and Leo screaming "You're so stupid Rose," as you hold onto a piece of wood and wait to be rescued in -50 degree water.

Blinking is soooo cute!

Adorable!!

New York's own Xylopholks!

Apparently they've been hanging out in the W 4th street stop lately. Who doesn't love musicians dressed as muppets??

Daddy, I want a floating cloud sofa NOWWW

For realz? A floating cloud sofa? The base of this chaise lounge creates a magnetic force offering support and keeping the cloud afloat. SO COOL!!!

Puppys Howling = Cute Overload!!!!

Susan Boyle for President!!!!

Fox BLOWS and won't let me embed their videos...

YouTube Susan Boyle Britains Got Talent

Dolphins rule!!!!

Thousands of dolphins blocked the suspected Somali pirate ships when they were trying to attack Chinese merchant ships passing the Gulf of Aden. Dolphins are so smart and sooooo cute!! Somalian pirates SUCK and are soooo dead.

Lost & Found Luggage

This guy collects luggage that was lost and posts it on his website to try to find the owners. The chances of them being yours are slim but hey, ya never know.

Wacko Jacko

This is a website where you can create your own Michael Jackson face. 

Here's the one I made!

Boob grab at the Masters!

I <3 NY

Overheard in New York...

Mother with little girl: Excuse me. My daughter wants to know if you're a pirate.
Woman wearing bandana: No. I'm just a lesbian.
--Crema Restaurante, 17th & 6th

Girl #1: My worst fear is falling on a picket fence or getting eaten by a shark.
Girl #2: Oh yeah, well my worst fear is someone pushing me forward onto a blackboard and having my teeth scrape down the front. That would be awful.
--Grand Central Station

Coworker #1: So what've you been up to?
Coworker #2: The usual. Just whacked off.
Coworker #1: Dude, you're on speakerphone.
--Office, Midtown

Lost tourist, complete with map and camera accessories: Hi, can you tell us which direction Chinatown is in?
New Yorker in a hurry: Fool, are you out of your mind? You're closer to the real China all the way up here!
--104th & Broadway

Judge Mathis & Prison Rape. A winning combo!

Judge Mathis is coming out with a video game that is similar to Grand Theft Auto, but in his version, you have to pay the price for your actions! That means you can still go around killing and stealing and all that good stuff, but then you have to face the Judge.

Mathis explains, "When you go to prison, you gain credibility when you come back on the streets. On the other hand, when you go to prison you can also be raped. So take your chances."

Knitted Beards

This is a beard head

Choco Air

This is an inhaler created by a Harvard professor that lets users breathe in chocolate to curb cravings and satisfy their sweet tooth.

This is chocolate cake with burnt marshmallow frosting.

Just sayin

Quite a pickle

It's Ice!

This guy should be wearing a mask!

Nice!

Saddam <3's South Park

 During his captivity, US marines forced Saddam Hussein to repeatedly watch Matt Stone & Trey Parker's movie, South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut. Saddam stars in the movie as Satan's gay lover. Not so far fetched. Matt & Trey revealed that they received an autographed picture of Saddam from the marines. Hilarious!

Ranched

My brother spilled ranch dressing on the dog last night

"Is this a drinking game or a seder??"

Seder was at our house last night. Check out the vid I made...

(I made the kugel. It was that good.)

I also found the afikoman.

2 4 6 0 1

Hilarious. 

Heavenly

Fiona Apple's track on the new Cy Coleman tribute album...

BEAUTIFUL

The Right Stuff

A clip from the last season of Americas Best Dance Crew. By no means is this their best performance but I love the upside down guy. QUEST CREW = BEST CREW!

Dissssed

Gay fish everywhere are sure to be offended when they discover they're being compared to Kanye.

Haters wanna Hate

Stupid!!! 

Awesome!!!

Passover Edition

My Rabbi once said in a sermon that all Jewish holidays are based on the same premise, "they tried to kill us - we won - let's eat!" Pesach is no exception. If you aren't familiar with the origins of this Jewish Holiday, I've made a comic to help explain why this night is different from all other nights!! (**Click on the pictures to make them bigger**)

This is SO GAY!!!!

Vermont becomes the 4th state to allow gay marriage!! Good stuff!! Equality for all!!!!!!!!

Dayeinu!

Thursday night Obama and fam are inviting friends and aides over for the first Seder ever held at the White House. The search for the afikoman is expected to take approximately 36 hours. 

 

Killin' it!!!

This girl is 13 years old.

Things that make you go Awww

CUTENESS!!!!